Towns and Valley

“I heard the story of what Pa allegedly said to Mummy the day of my birth: Wonderful! Now you’ve given me an Heir and a...

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. I never see any home cooking...

When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth, paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which...

At the start of each week, I generally cook a box of quinoa, and while it's simmering, I saute onions, garlic and any veggies...

It was while Princess Margaret was attending a high-society party in New York that the hostess asked her politely how the Queen was keeping....

I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your service and the service...